Just say zzzzzzz

Dear Advice Girl,
I got this fan thing to generate white noise so my boyfriend would be able to sleep better at my place. Now I’m totally addicted! I fear I could lose my treasured ability to sleep anywhere.

~Loves the Slumber

Dear Slumber,
Thanks for reminding Advice Girl to pack her Tylenol PM, but she’s unable to help you with your problem. Incidentally, this may be why advice columnists don’t write questions to themselves.